humansofgooglestreetview:

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I can try."

"Everyone thinks we’re with the mafia because we keep bringing in mysterious boxes that we’re hiding in the back of the shop. But in fact we rescue kittens from the city’s poor areas and we raise them in the back. We’ve got a huge storage room full of toys and about 50 kittens by now. We’re crazy about cats."

"Oh, so you’re not with the mob."

"Who said we weren’t?"

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humansofgooglestreetview:

"Heeeey, it’s George Clooney!"

"No, it’s just a wax figure that looks like him…"

"Fuck! Nicolas Cage! I thought you were a wax figure too."

"No, nobody bothered to make one of me. Instead, I come here every fucking weekend and pretend I’m made of wax so people still think I’m relevant. But no one cares. They all wanna take selfies with Clooney."

"Uhm… speaking of Clooney, could you take our picture?"

*sighs*

"Sure, stand over there…"

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humansofgooglestreetview:

"Are you Giovanni?"

"No, I’m Miguel. Who’s Giovanni?"

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humansofgooglestreetview:

"You guys look like you just robbed a bank."
"You a cop?"
"No, I take pictures for Google Street View."
"You never saw us."
"Uhm…"

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(via godiseven)

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Went to Summer Well, goofed around.

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