BANANAPHONE!

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ohheyychrissy:

I live for gifs of the future King of England.

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lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

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Me every night

Oh I could have a piece of chocolate.
*accidentally grabs half a tablet*
It’s a sign from god!

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During the George Clooney AMA on Reddit.

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newyorker:

A cartoon by Zachary Kanin. For more cartoons from this week’s issue of the magazine: http://nyr.kr/1hsw1Kv

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"Human relationships were strange. I mean, you were with one person for awhile, eating & sleeping & living with them, loving them, talking to them, going places together & then it stopped. Then there was a short period when you weren’t with anybody, then another woman arrived, & you ate with her & you fucked her, & it all seemed so normal, as if you had been waiting just for her & she had been waiting for you. I never felt right being alone; sometimes it felt good but it never felt right.
Nothing was ever in tune. People just blindly grabbed at whatever there was: communism, health foods, zen, surfing, ballet, hypnotism, group encounters, orgies, biking, herbs, Catholicism, weight-lifting, travel, withdrawal, vegetarianism, India, painting, writing, sculpting, composing, conducting, backpacking, yoga, copulating, gambling, drinking, hanging around, frozen yogurt, Beethoven, Bach, Buddha, Christ, TM, H, carrot juice, suicide, handmade suits, jet travel, New York City, & then it all evaporated & fell apart. People had to find things to do while waiting to die. I guess it was nice to have a choice.
I wanted the whole world or nothing."

charles bukowski (via mercyforthegreedy)

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guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

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Vanderlyle, crybaby, cry
Oh, the waters are rising
Still no surprising you 

x

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newyorker:

A cartoon by Zachary Kanin. Take a look at more cartoons from this week’s issue: http://nyr.kr/NKioue

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sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

Talkin’ bout Jesus. [extrafabulouscomics]

plus all that multiplying bread is going straight to his hips.

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