"Heeeey, it’s George Clooney!"
"No, it’s just a wax figure that looks like him…"
"Fuck! Nicolas Cage! I thought you were a wax figure too."
"No, nobody bothered to make one of me. Instead, I come here every fucking weekend and pretend I’m made of wax so people still think I’m relevant. But no one cares. They all wanna take selfies with Clooney."
"Uhm… speaking of Clooney, could you take our picture?"
"Sure, stand over there…"